Hey gang, thanks to my brilliance, and insistence, we had a little mission today. Where, you ask (or might have asked if this were an actual conversation), did this mission take you young travelers? Oh, you know, just to the most awesomest place you could ever imagine! a freakin' METEOR CRATER! that's right, envy us. really it wasn't all that but it was pretty hilarious, or at least we thought so. Everyone else seemed to be like all about this thing, and there was a museum, and some plaques, and a rock store. but the crater was really the only worthwhile part. No meter to be seen though, as it got vaporized, as the man who spent the last 28 years of his life looking for the alien boulder sould have realized. but didn't. and drove himself and his fat wife to an early grave. Congratulations mister Baringer, i hope your proud of all your work which led to a new branch of science - meteorology. no that's not right. astrology. mediocrity. something. anyway, we're back on the main road. Thus far, we have escaped the hills and their ever watching eyes. Update you when we get to Phoenix.
Val, the alienologist-er
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